ic contact - asgard

[frothing]

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[frothing]

[ oh. well that makes alex feel... well... she's not sure.] You're lucky then.

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[teenyoda]

Yeah, I kinda am. He just got here and I'm happy and bummed about it. Don't want him getting hurt.

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[frothing]

At least you get to see him, right?

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[teenyoda]

That's what's making it not suck. So, you and Tom. Bring whatever it is British people like to eat.

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[frothing]

I'm Scottish.

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[teenyoda]

So what's Tom? If you bring haggis, you're uninvited.

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[frothing]

I don't eat haggis. And for the record, it's basically the same as your hot dogs.

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[teenyoda]

In a stomach. Sewn AND COOKED in a stomach. Mm. So tasty.

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[frothing]

What do you think hot dogs are?

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[teenyoda]

Ground up leftover parts in intestines. Do you know the difference in thickness between an intestine and a stomach? Intestines were used as condoms. Stomachs were used as water gourds. Would you try to bone someone with a s

Nevermind.

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[frothing]

Rubbers aren't made from sheep anymore. We're not in the bloody middle ages.

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[teenyoda]

Right. But we still have people cooking leftover bits in stomachs.

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[frothing]

Or in hot dogs.

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[teenyoda]

You're purposefully missing the point here, lady.

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[frothing]

Maybe.

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[teenyoda]

JEEEEERK

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[frothing]

Careful. I'll bring haggis if you're not kind.

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[teenyoda]

It'll accidentally catch on fire. Oops.

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[frothing]

[ she'll send a picture of her flipping him off]

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[teenyoda]

[She gets one back of him with his tongue stuck out.]